Giada De Laurentiis: E.T. Gave Birth

I’m sorry, but bitch always looks like she just phoned home. And her teeth scare me. Look, it’s Monday and I’m a little twatty. Popular Food Network chef Giada De Laurentiis gave birth to a baby girl on Saturday in Los Angeles. Her new daughter with husband Todd Thompson, Jade Marie De Laurentiis Thompson, came in at 5lbs, 13oz. “Marie” is perfect for when you want to yell at a kid. “Jade Marie, you get off that phone right now! Jade Marie Thompson, I FORBID you to date that boy! Jade Marie,